And now, for tonight's list of things which are not improved by the addition of bacon

[annathepiper]

Accordions, bouzoukis, cats, DVD players, elephants, flamingos, giraffes, hula hoops, igloos, jelly beans, koala bears, lemon drops, mint chocolate chip ice cream, naughahyde, ocelots, panthers, quarters, raisins, soap, tigers, ukeleles, vacuum cleaners, warthogs, xylophones, yaks, and zebras.

Comments

[apel.livejournal.com]

I would have thought that ocelots, panthers and tigers would enjoy adding bacon to their diets. Hungry kitties.

[mnemozine.livejournal.com]

I thought the same thing.

[annathepiper]

No no no, we're adding bacon to the KITTIES! While I suppose it can be argued that adding bacon to the kitties does in fact mean adding bacon to their diets, I'm specifically talking about "ocelot with bacon", not "bacon in ocelot"!

Though I suppose the first will lead immediately to the second, if you're not carefully monitoring your ocelot.