And now, for tonight's list of things which are not improved by the addition of bacon

[annathepiper]

Accordions, bouzoukis, cats, DVD players, elephants, flamingos, giraffes, hula hoops, igloos, jelly beans, koala bears, lemon drops, mint chocolate chip ice cream, naughahyde, ocelots, panthers, quarters, raisins, soap, tigers, ukeleles, vacuum cleaners, warthogs, xylophones, yaks, and zebras.