And now, for tonight's list of things which are not improved by the addition of bacon

[annathepiper]

Accordions, bouzoukis, cats, DVD players, elephants, flamingos, giraffes, hula hoops, igloos, jelly beans, koala bears, lemon drops, mint chocolate chip ice cream, naughahyde, ocelots, panthers, quarters, raisins, soap, tigers, ukeleles, vacuum cleaners, warthogs, xylophones, yaks, and zebras.

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[risu.livejournal.com]

Formaldehyde
Waterslides
Murder scenes
Deep sea diving
Hauntings
High tea with the queen
Oil spills
Entomology research labs
Driver's ed shock videos
White zoot suits
CIA interrogations
Rabbinical qualifying exams
Tense hostage negotiations and Mexican standoffs
Monks
Lungs
Killer bees
Interviewing with PETA for a managerial position
A cryptic note reading, "You will die within 24 hours. See attached bacon for details."
Skydiving
Skydiving with haunted monks and killer bees while taking the rabbinical qualifying exams
Schindler's List
Measurements of one's ecological footprint
Fancy dress balls thrown by a boar yomi
Footraces for the fate of the world
Unstable, potentially explosive plates
Hair
Shark attacks
First contact situations (not involving aliens who would like bacon)
Prohibitions on five-letter words
Nameless terrors
Moments of transcendent spiritual ecstacy (when not induced by bacon)
Anorexia
Lime jello

[solarbird]

Entomology research labs
Having worked in two, I can assure you they would have, in fact, been better with bacon.

[annathepiper]

Bwahahahaahahahahahahahahaha "Hair" *bwahahahahahaa*

Thank you, I needed that. ^_^