And now, a list!

Anna's Top Ten Things To Say to Her Surgeon After the Anesthesia Has Been Administered, or, Anna's Favorite GIR Quotes

10. "Tell me a story about a giant pig!"
9. "Ooh, leprechauns!"
8. "I love this show!" (In case they have an ultrasound monitor.)
7. "*sniffle* I... love you!"
6. "The plug thing! It's not plugged!" (In case of a power outage.)
5. "YOU ARE AN INTRUDER! NONE MAY PASS!" (While crossing my hands protectively over my throat.)
4. "Only if you dance with me!" (Possible alternate to #5. ;) )
3. "I got chocolate bubble gum!"
2. "*gasp* It's got CHICKEN LEGS!" (To be said if I get a load of what they actually remove from my neck.)

And, the Number One Thing to Say to My Surgeon After the Anesthesia Has Been Administered, or Better Yet After the Surgery Is Done:

1. "WHOO! DO THAT AGAIN!"

And in writing news not related to ME

A friend of mine NOT on LJ who is pursuing a writing career--in fact, one of the former club leaders of the Telgar Weyr Pern club I was in--has gotten her first novel sold to a Canadian press, and it's due to come out in August of this year. She is going through Dragon Moon Press, who are a Canadian press, and her book is The Magister's Mask.

COOL. :D Now if I can just do the same... ;D