And now, a list!
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annathepiperAnna's Top Ten Things To Say to Her Surgeon After the Anesthesia Has Been Administered, or, Anna's Favorite GIR Quotes
10. "Tell me a story about a giant pig!"
9. "Ooh, leprechauns!"
8. "I love this show!" (In case they have an ultrasound monitor.)
7. "*sniffle* I... love you!"
6. "The plug thing! It's not plugged!" (In case of a power outage.)
5. "YOU ARE AN INTRUDER! NONE MAY PASS!" (While crossing my hands protectively over my throat.)
4. "Only if you dance with me!" (Possible alternate to #5. ;) )
3. "I got chocolate bubble gum!"
2. "*gasp* It's got CHICKEN LEGS!" (To be said if I get a load of what they actually remove from my neck.)
And, the Number One Thing to Say to My Surgeon After the Anesthesia Has Been Administered, or Better Yet After the Surgery Is Done:
1. "WHOO! DO THAT AGAIN!"
10. "Tell me a story about a giant pig!"
9. "Ooh, leprechauns!"
8. "I love this show!" (In case they have an ultrasound monitor.)
7. "*sniffle* I... love you!"
6. "The plug thing! It's not plugged!" (In case of a power outage.)
5. "YOU ARE AN INTRUDER! NONE MAY PASS!" (While crossing my hands protectively over my throat.)
4. "Only if you dance with me!" (Possible alternate to #5. ;) )
3. "I got chocolate bubble gum!"
2. "*gasp* It's got CHICKEN LEGS!" (To be said if I get a load of what they actually remove from my neck.)
And, the Number One Thing to Say to My Surgeon After the Anesthesia Has Been Administered, or Better Yet After the Surgery Is Done:
1. "WHOO! DO THAT AGAIN!"
