This would, granted, be rather cool
Jun. 29th, 2004 01:05 pmAnother poster on the OKP following the "Anna the Piper's Impending Surgery" thread I've launched up there has suggested to me that perhaps I will meet a cute doctor while I am having my surgery.
This does not strike me as the optimum situation in which to meet a cute doctor, if nothing else because I would like to hope that I will be UNCONSCIOUS while my thyroid is being removed, and it is very difficult to be charming when you're having your neck cut open.
On the other hand, I also suspect that I would have to be doped to the gills on morphine before the words "Hi, you just took out my thyroid, how'd you like to take out the rest of me?" actually left my mouth.
This does not strike me as the optimum situation in which to meet a cute doctor, if nothing else because I would like to hope that I will be UNCONSCIOUS while my thyroid is being removed, and it is very difficult to be charming when you're having your neck cut open.
On the other hand, I also suspect that I would have to be doped to the gills on morphine before the words "Hi, you just took out my thyroid, how'd you like to take out the rest of me?" actually left my mouth.