IMing and The Two Towers don't mix

[annathepiper]

Unless of course you actually WANT to be holding a conversation with an IM bud that results in the following alternate ways that Frodo, Sam, and Gollum might have gotten into Mordor if they'd just thought a moment and then marched up and knocked on the Black Gate:

"Hi, Frodo and Sam's Extermination Service. Somebody here call about a spider problem?"

"Good afternoon, I'm Mr. Baggins, and this is Mr. Gamgee, and we're with Iluvatar's Witnesses. Have you heard the word of Eru?"

"Would you like to buy some of our fine Amway products?"

"Hi, I'm with DirectTV and I've got a complaint in from a Mr. S. Auron about the reception on top of his tower. Is that where he put the satellite? Oh, he IS the satellite? Well, has he tried looking in a different direction?"

"Hobbit Scout cookies!"

Comments

[avalonmissy.livejournal.com]

LMAO - too funny!

[spazzkat.livejournal.com]

candygram





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landshark

[annathepiper]

"Good evening, madam! I am the neighborhood ORC INSPECTOR!"

[annathepiper]

Thank you! And also:

"So, Aragorn, tell us what happened here."

.oO (SUPER LAND-READING RANGER POWERS, ACTIVATE!) "A hobbit lay here..."

"DUDE! How do you KNOW?"

"See those three bent blades of grass? Universal sign for 'a hobbit lay here'. Also, Pippin dropped his wallet."

ooooooonooooooooooo!

[poodlgrl.livejournal.com]

You're not that scary HOBBITSHARK are you?

[starfallz.livejournal.com]

"Good afternoon, I'm Mr. Baggins, and this is Mr. Gamgee, and we're with Iluvatar's Witnesses. Have you heard the word of Eru?"

I love you. :D GEEK!

[annathepiper]

*beam* Why thank you.

[flashfire.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh..so wrong.

Re: ooooooonooooooooooo!

[annathepiper]

Gollum: "Yesssssss! Yessssss my Precious! Nassssty little hobbitsharkses--*gkkk*"

Sam, getting Gollum in a chokehold: "Quiet, you!"

Orc answering the knock at the Gate: "WHAT WAS THAT, ya little runt?"

Frodo: "No no no no! We're not hobbitsharks at all!"

[wrog]

and then there are all of the times I've driven through/into Port Angeles and seen the sign on US101

FOREST INFORMATION
1510 AM

"This is the Mirkwood Forest Advisory Service KNEZ223 Beorningsted. As of 8am, March 22, the Old Forest Road is open all the way to Esgaroth. Elvenking reports increased spider activity. You are strongly advised to stay on established trails. Current fire hazard level is Low. This message will repeat."

[annathepiper]

HEE!