IMing and The Two Towers don't mix
Mar. 17th, 2004 08:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
annathepiperUnless of course you actually WANT to be holding a conversation with an IM bud that results in the following alternate ways that Frodo, Sam, and Gollum might have gotten into Mordor if they'd just thought a moment and then marched up and knocked on the Black Gate:
"Hi, Frodo and Sam's Extermination Service. Somebody here call about a spider problem?"
"Good afternoon, I'm Mr. Baggins, and this is Mr. Gamgee, and we're with Iluvatar's Witnesses. Have you heard the word of Eru?"
"Would you like to buy some of our fine Amway products?"
"Hi, I'm with DirectTV and I've got a complaint in from a Mr. S. Auron about the reception on top of his tower. Is that where he put the satellite? Oh, he IS the satellite? Well, has he tried looking in a different direction?"
"Hobbit Scout cookies!"
"Hi, Frodo and Sam's Extermination Service. Somebody here call about a spider problem?"
"Good afternoon, I'm Mr. Baggins, and this is Mr. Gamgee, and we're with Iluvatar's Witnesses. Have you heard the word of Eru?"
"Would you like to buy some of our fine Amway products?"
"Hi, I'm with DirectTV and I've got a complaint in from a Mr. S. Auron about the reception on top of his tower. Is that where he put the satellite? Oh, he IS the satellite? Well, has he tried looking in a different direction?"
"Hobbit Scout cookies!"