DON'T LOOK MARION! SHUT YOUR EYES!

[annathepiper]

Three words: Knight Rider slash. And three more words to go with that: seriously fucked up.

Swiped from nihilistic_kid's journal and shared here with you all because my eyes have been scalded, and I am compelled to try to cleanse my melted brain. Aren't y'all just feelin' the love?

(Edited 11:01pm as solarbird thinks we should all link to this story with the above-mentioned latter three words just so Google will return it whenever you search for the words "seriously fucked up"!)

Comments

[gerimaple.livejournal.com]

three more words: oh, my GODS ...

[gerimaple.livejournal.com]

oh, damn you, Anna ;) ... i had a lot of things to do today. i didn't need the distraction of an entire site of KR fanfic

[annathepiper]

Muahahaha! You're actually READING IT? :) I took one look at the quote over on nihilistic_kid's journal and that was quite enough to fry my brain right there. ;D You're a braver woman than I!

[gerimaple.livejournal.com]

well, i mousewheeled a major fast forward over the steamiest bits of that one piece - i tend not to go in for slashfic much generally. by mucking around from there i then found a whole lot more KR fanfic here (http://home.arcor.de/helgastaebler/kr/kr.html), though that stuff is only PG-13. That site teases about a KR FanFic webring, but that appears to be one of the ones Yahell wrecked when it took over WebRing.

[annathepiper]

I'm not terribly alarmed that there is actually MORE KR fanfic out there... I mean, you'd be awfully damned hard-pressed to top that first one. HOO BOY.

My brain still hurts!

[gazerwolf.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOUR EYES! I'm a compulsive reader!

It took me 3/4s of the damn thing before I got my eyes clawed out and could stop.

Ok...well I didn't claw my eyes out but did take me that long to overcome my compulsion to keep reading.

I need an eyewash...my eyes feel unclean.

[annathepiper]

One of us is made of sterner stuff than the other, and I'm not sure which! I couldn't make it past the first couple of paragraphs and the damned car trying to hide under the semi like a frightened puppy.

::shudder:: Then again, knowing what was coming, maybe my brain kicked in a self-preservation mode to keep me from going any further!

[gazerwolf.livejournal.com]

It has to be you who is made of sterner stuff, if it had been I, I would have been able to STOP sooner.

[annathepiper]

Hee hee! risu got farther than I did, too, but she bailed before the *cough* 'sex'.

Gods, I wish I had a snarkier sense of humor. If ever a piece of crappy-ass fanfic screamed out to be MiSTed, it's this one! ;)