Stupid Halloween

[annathepiper]

It does not inspire one to be clever and creative with a Halloween costume if the items you want for your costume abound in plenty on the Ave, and yet cannot be used by you because a) your ass is apparently too big for the military and b) your upper torso, possessing actual real-life proportions, is under no circumstances going to fit in any of the shirts and tops you have encountered.

Stupid Halloween. If it weren't for the candy I'd bail entirely...

Then again, I suppose that the candy might be part of the problem. ;P