There go my plans for hot Aussie sex

[annathepiper]

Apparently, Russell Crowe has confirmed his engagement to his long-time girlfriend Danielle Spencer. Rumors have kept flying around about this every so often for the last many months, but this time, it sounds legit. All I can say is, "YAY! Let's hear it for the blonde musician chick!" Well that, and "awwwwwwwww!" at the visual image of Mr. Crowe handing over two dozen white roses to his beloved.

Now to see whether my theory that a child of Russell Crowe and Danielle Spencer will either be mindbogglingly, jaw-droppingly talented or else an accountant or a truck driver or something will hold up. ;)

Comments

[flashfire.livejournal.com]

Well, you can still have Hot Aussie Sex. Just not with Mr. Crowe, I reckon.

[annathepiper]

And the point of THAT would be what, exactly? ;)

[flashfire.livejournal.com]

Still having Hot Aussie Sex? ;-)

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[annathepiper]

Find me an Aussie even remotely as hot as Mr. Crowe, and maybe I'll think about it. ;)

[firni.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Like being married will keep Mr. Crowe from, you know, having hot aussie sex with anything that moves. HOLLYWOOD and all that.

In other news, if John Cusack is really dating Meg Ryan, somebody needs to slap some sense into him.

[annathepiper]

Yeah, but will Crowe be having hot Aussie sex with ME? No! That, of course, being the entire point. ^_^

*cleverly avoids pointing out that this was the case before he got himself engaged up with that other blonde musician chick, too*

[princessheacock.livejournal.com]

Russell Crowe's been married before? Or just broke an engagement?

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[annathepiper]

Nope. Danielle Spencer is a blonde musician chick. I am ALSO a blonde musician chick. ;)

(Yon Danielle is actually a good musician, too. She sings better than Crowe does! Plus, she has a yummy cello player. I have her album.)