Someone, me thinks, is just a tad bit jealous...

[annathepiper]

Spotted on a web page during a google search on Russell Crowe:

"Also, who wouldn't like to take Russell Crowe down a couple of pegs? Home-wrecker, pretty-boy, non-descript European-accent talkin', turning-point of a million women's nocturnal fantasies bastard that he is... yeah, I'd like to sucker punch the dickhead too!"

And, I might add, they can't identify an Aussie accent when they hear one, either.

Of course, the appropriate followup quote to this is, "Russell Crowe is the studmaster of my fantasy universe," still standing out in my memory from exrvl-l, as well as firni's reaction when she finally did get around to seeing Gladiator, which went, as I recall, "I don't see why Anna thinks this guy is so hot. ... Well, she might be on to something. ... Not that I'll admit it or anything."

(HI FIRNI!)

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[firni.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who keeps telling me that Russell is FAT, and that a love scene from "A Beautiful Mind" ended up on the cutting room floor because of Russell's cellulite. Well! I figure he's jealous.

*snicker*

[annathepiper]

Not to mention that a love scene in A Beautiful Mind woulda stuck out like a lioness at an antelope convention!

(Russell does look heavier these days, I've seen current pictures. If he needs help losing his extra baggage, I am available to chase him around his ranch a few thousand times -- ahem. Er. Did I say that loud?)