Open letter to the Hollywood film industry

Ahem. Excuse me. Hey, you guys there in Hollywood! Yes, you. Specifically, you people trying to remake The Manchurian Candidate. Denzel Washington and Meryl Streep, I'm looking in your directions.

Y'all know what film really, really, REALLY does not require a remake? The Manchurian Candidate, that's what!

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Please put down the cameras, walk away slowly, and go work on a nice John Grisham adaptation instead. Please. I beg you.