Dinner at the Murkworks

[annathepiper]

Solarbird sends openly ** the sloppy jo sauce is behaving oddly **
Solarbird sends openly ** in addition to an unusual (but not unpleasant)
  cooking pattern, it wants tickets to see Rickey Martin in concert. **
Stickmaker !
Anna thinks that if Solarbird is making sentient sloppy jo sauce, she's picked
  up a LOT more cooking fu than I had previously realized!
Solarbird sends openly ** I think the fact that it wants tickets to see Rickey
  Martin indicates that it is _not_, in fact, fully sapient. **
Solarbird is careful not to add any more pepper.
Solarbird sends openly ** This way, it will remain not-yet-sapient, and okay
  to eat. **
.Jenna says "PEPPER NOIR IN 2004!"
Solarbird sends openly ** Normally, it only asks for things like Olsen Twins
  merchandise, which makes it even _less_ sapient than most cattle, and safe
  to eat. **
.Jenna says "Mm. Cattle."
.Jenna makes swooping motions with her hands.
Anna giggles helplessly.
Solarbird sends openly ** Dinner in roughly 10 minutes. Primary protien
  source: cattle! **
Anna moo
Solarbird makes cattle smarter through cooking!