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annathepiperJust because she and her Pants Quotes thread got me onto a kick of doing the Pants Quotes thing with assorted Russell Crowe movies. Some of these I also blame on ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
solarbird and boudiccathered, too.
Gladiator:
Maximus, to his armies: If you find yourself riding in green fields with the sun on your pants, do not be afraid--for you are in Elysium! And you are already dead!
Commodus: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues. Wisdom, Justice, Fortitude, and Pants.
Commodus: Your Emperor asks for your pants, Maximus.
Commodus: Take my pants. I only offer them once.
Maximus: At least give me clean pants. A soldier's pants.
Maximus: The frost, sometimes it makes the pants stick....
Proximo: I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your pants.
Proximo: Thrust this into another man's pants, and they will applaud and love you for that. You may even begin to love them.
Maximus and Proximo: "I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough." "That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for pants!"
Proximo: Win the pants, and you will win your freedom!
Proximo: So, Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your pants.
Arena announcer: There...on the barren plain of Zama, stood the invincible pants of the barbarian Hannibal.
Maximus in the arena: Whatever comes through those pants, we have a better chance of survival if we work together.
Commodus: You will remove your pants and tell me your name!
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengenance--in these pants or the next!
Juba, to Maximus: You see, my wife...and my pants...are already waiting for me.
Gracchus (I think ;) ): The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them pants and they will love him for it!
Commodus in the Senate: I doubt the people eat so well as you, Gracchus. Or keep such splendid pants, Gaius.
Maximus, to Juba: To my son--I tell him that I will see him again soon. To keep his pants down while riding his horse...
Maximus, after Lucilla's visit: Pants! The lady is finished with me.
Lucius: I'm Maximus, the Savior of Pants!
Maximus: Do you remember what it was to have pants, Proximo?
Maximus: There was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the pants of Marcus Aurelius.
Maximus, to other gladiators: If you don't want any part of this, go back to your pants.
Commodus: Strap on his pants. Conceal the wound.
Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man's pants?
Master and Commander:
Calumy: You are officer of the pants!
Blakeney: Is it true? That they put the last stitch through your pants, just to make sure you're dead?
Crewmembers and Maturin: "Are those his pants, sir?" "No, that's just dried blood. THOSE are his pants."
Aubrey, regarding the Acheron's crew: They had the weather gauge, but we had the weather pants!
Aubrey's toast: To pants and sweethearts! May they never meet!
Aubrey, regarding Lord Nelson: You felt your pants glow...
Aubrey, at dinner: He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said, 'Aubrey--may I trouble you for the pants?'
Aubrey, at dinner: Do you not know that in the service, you always choose the lesser of two pants?
Aubrey: Killick! Douse your pants!
Nagel: Her hold'll be loaded with gold, and ambergris, and all the pants of Araby!
Aubrey: I hate it when you speak of my pants this way, Stephen! It makes me so very low!
Maturin, at the Galapagos Islands: Two species in as many pants!
Blakeney: They're for you, sir. They're Galapagos pants.
Aubrey, expressing his approval of one of his men: Damn, Bonden, you've got good pants!
Aubrey: Do you think I want to flog Nagel? Who stood beside me on the quarterdeck and sent his mate to his pants?
Maturin: I do this with my own pants.
Aubrey: My dear doctor, I have been amongst and around pants all my life.
Maturin: Jack, you have burdened me with a debt I fear I can never repay.
Aubrey: Posh. Name some pants after me!
Aubrey: And though we be on the far side of the world, these pants are our home. These pants ARE England.
Aubrey: For England! For home! And for the pants!
Aubrey, of the Acheron's doctor: I met their doctor. He gave me these pants.
The Quick and the Dead:
Scars and Ellen: "I need a woman!" "You need some pants."
Cort: Ah have renounced pants!
(And fangirls across the West cheer wildly... ;) )
Herod and Kid: "Look at this, Cort. These are a gunfighter's pants. And here's a farmer's pants." "I ain't got no farmer's pants!"
"We burned those pants DOWN, Mr. Herod!"
Herod to Ace: I heard you blew a little girl's pants off doing that, in Reno.
Cort to Ellen: Don't go down those pants. You don't have to be like me.
Herod to young Ellen: Tell ya what. If you can shoot the pants off your father's neck...
solarbird and boudiccathered, too.Gladiator:
Maximus, to his armies: If you find yourself riding in green fields with the sun on your pants, do not be afraid--for you are in Elysium! And you are already dead!
Commodus: You wrote to me once, listing the four chief virtues. Wisdom, Justice, Fortitude, and Pants.
Commodus: Your Emperor asks for your pants, Maximus.
Commodus: Take my pants. I only offer them once.
Maximus: At least give me clean pants. A soldier's pants.
Maximus: The frost, sometimes it makes the pants stick....
Proximo: I did not pay good money for your company. I paid it so that I might profit from your pants.
Proximo: Thrust this into another man's pants, and they will applaud and love you for that. You may even begin to love them.
Maximus and Proximo: "I am required to kill, so I kill. That is enough." "That's enough for the provinces, but not enough for pants!"
Proximo: Win the pants, and you will win your freedom!
Proximo: So, Spaniard, we shall go to Rome together and have bloody adventures. And the great whore will suckle us until we are fat and happy and can suckle no more. And then, when enough men have died, perhaps you will have your pants.
Arena announcer: There...on the barren plain of Zama, stood the invincible pants of the barbarian Hannibal.
Maximus in the arena: Whatever comes through those pants, we have a better chance of survival if we work together.
Commodus: You will remove your pants and tell me your name!
Maximus: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengenance--in these pants or the next!
Juba, to Maximus: You see, my wife...and my pants...are already waiting for me.
Gracchus (I think ;) ): The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them pants and they will love him for it!
Commodus in the Senate: I doubt the people eat so well as you, Gracchus. Or keep such splendid pants, Gaius.
Maximus, to Juba: To my son--I tell him that I will see him again soon. To keep his pants down while riding his horse...
Maximus, after Lucilla's visit: Pants! The lady is finished with me.
Lucius: I'm Maximus, the Savior of Pants!
Maximus: Do you remember what it was to have pants, Proximo?
Maximus: There was a dream that was Rome. It shall be realized. These are the pants of Marcus Aurelius.
Maximus, to other gladiators: If you don't want any part of this, go back to your pants.
Commodus: Strap on his pants. Conceal the wound.
Lucilla: Is Rome worth one good man's pants?
Master and Commander:
Calumy: You are officer of the pants!
Blakeney: Is it true? That they put the last stitch through your pants, just to make sure you're dead?
Crewmembers and Maturin: "Are those his pants, sir?" "No, that's just dried blood. THOSE are his pants."
Aubrey, regarding the Acheron's crew: They had the weather gauge, but we had the weather pants!
Aubrey's toast: To pants and sweethearts! May they never meet!
Aubrey, regarding Lord Nelson: You felt your pants glow...
Aubrey, at dinner: He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said, 'Aubrey--may I trouble you for the pants?'
Aubrey, at dinner: Do you not know that in the service, you always choose the lesser of two pants?
Aubrey: Killick! Douse your pants!
Nagel: Her hold'll be loaded with gold, and ambergris, and all the pants of Araby!
Aubrey: I hate it when you speak of my pants this way, Stephen! It makes me so very low!
Maturin, at the Galapagos Islands: Two species in as many pants!
Blakeney: They're for you, sir. They're Galapagos pants.
Aubrey, expressing his approval of one of his men: Damn, Bonden, you've got good pants!
Aubrey: Do you think I want to flog Nagel? Who stood beside me on the quarterdeck and sent his mate to his pants?
Maturin: I do this with my own pants.
Aubrey: My dear doctor, I have been amongst and around pants all my life.
Maturin: Jack, you have burdened me with a debt I fear I can never repay.
Aubrey: Posh. Name some pants after me!
Aubrey: And though we be on the far side of the world, these pants are our home. These pants ARE England.
Aubrey: For England! For home! And for the pants!
Aubrey, of the Acheron's doctor: I met their doctor. He gave me these pants.
The Quick and the Dead:
Scars and Ellen: "I need a woman!" "You need some pants."
Cort: Ah have renounced pants!
(And fangirls across the West cheer wildly... ;) )
Herod and Kid: "Look at this, Cort. These are a gunfighter's pants. And here's a farmer's pants." "I ain't got no farmer's pants!"
"We burned those pants DOWN, Mr. Herod!"
Herod to Ace: I heard you blew a little girl's pants off doing that, in Reno.
Cort to Ellen: Don't go down those pants. You don't have to be like me.
Herod to young Ellen: Tell ya what. If you can shoot the pants off your father's neck...
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Date: 2004-10-07 08:11 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-07 02:14 pm (UTC)A few more, though most of the ones already listed are great. I did this quickly - dunno if I duplicated any:
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Juba: Can they hear you?
Maximus: Who?
Juba: Your pants. In the afterlife.
Maximus: Oh yes.
Juba: What do you say to them?
Maximus: To my leggings - I tell them I will see them again soon. To keep their pantlegs down while riding the horse. To my underwear... that is not your business.
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Gracchus: I don't pretend to be a man of the pants. But I do try to be a man for the pants.
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Lucilla: Today I saw a slave become more powerful than the Pants of Rome.
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Maximus: I knew a man once who said, "Pants smile at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
Commodus: I wonder, did your friend smile at his own pants?
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Maximus: At my signal, unleash pants.
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Maximus: What we do in pants echoes in eternity.
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Maximus: Five thousand of my pants are out there in the freezing mud. Three thousand of them are bloodied and cleaved. Two thousand will never leave this place. I will not believe they fought and died for nothing.
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Maximus: Strength and pants.
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Juba: I didn't know men could build such pants.
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Maximus: Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my pants. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.
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Date: 2004-10-07 02:16 pm (UTC)SID 6.7: Just because I'm carrying the joy of killing your pants inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.
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Date: 2004-10-07 06:12 pm (UTC)*snicker* IMDB.com does NOT have many quotes available for this movie. Clearly, it doesn't think it's particularly memorable. Hee!
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Date: 2004-10-07 06:15 pm (UTC)Bou has remarked that she thinks Gladiator is right up there with Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean for pants-able quotes. I think she may be right!
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Date: 2004-10-07 06:23 pm (UTC)Sounds like a good reason for you to pop it in and watch again. ;-)
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Date: 2004-10-07 06:25 pm (UTC)But I'm thinking Virtuosity might not be bad either - Crowe had a lot of good lines with SID, I thought.
Oh. Best of all?
Date: 2004-10-07 06:29 pm (UTC)Re: Oh. Best of all?
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:15 am (UTC)M&C really begs for it, doesn't it? "Put your pants on my belly." "I just needed to stretch my pants."
"Your Emperor asks for your pants, Maximus." Oh, so THAT was Commodus' problem! That explains so much. *veg*
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Date: 2005-05-27 04:28 am (UTC)I always did have my suspicions about Commodus. ;) Muahaha!