This is my dream

[annathepiper]

Anna could probably write a supernatural romance in her sleep--hell, Faerie
  Blood is kinda halfway there already--except that I'm not sure that I could
  put up with writing a story that's _just_ about the romance.
Anna seems to need a balance, I like having the romantic sideplot, but not
  having that be the main focus of the story.

agrimony says "I have a dream: I am a wildly popular and stinking rich romance
  novelist."
agrimony says "This dream is similar to my 'play the violin' dream."

Anna supposes that this is a reaction to years of getting tired of people on
  mushes only wanting to RP tinysex. :)

agrimony says "Which is to say, I would love to be able to play the violin and
  be good at it, but without the whole learning how to play the violin and
  practicing a lot process. :)"

Anna giggles. These are good dreams!
Anna would like a publishing company to drive a money truck up to her porch
  and dump a load of nickels on her head, while saying, "You're brilliant!
  Please let us publish your novel now, and in exchange, we give unto you this
  truckload of nickels."
You say "For added benefit, the truck should be driven by Alan Doyle."
You say "Who would then whip out his bouzouki and sing to me."
You say "This is my dream!"

agrimony says "Part of the wildly popular romance novelist dream involves an
  interview wherein I am asked, "How /do/ you write such amazing sex scenes?"
  And to which I would reply, "Years of field experience. Where field means
  'lots of tinysex'.""

You say "Then Russell Crowe will come to me and say, "Luv, I just read your
  book and want to finance the screenplay adaptation AND play the lead!" And I
  will say, "You're on!""

Solarbird sends openly ** nickels? **

You say "This is the second part of my dream."
You say "My dreams are long and involved."

Solarbird sends openly ** _Nickels_? **

You say "This is probably why I am a novelist."
Anna nods sagely to Solarbird. Nickels!

agrimony says "Are you sure you wouldn't first say to Russel, "Okay, but I
  really have to have you audition with me to be sure that you can capture the
  essence of the love my characters have for each other."? :)"

You say "Ooh, good point."
You say "I mean, he's won an Oscar and all, but I have to make absolutely sure
  he understands _my_ story."

agrimony says "There's a guy at my school who looks like Russell Crowe and I
  think of you /every damn time/ I see him, Anna. :)"

Anna snorfs!

agrimony says "And if he has to prove it to you by taking off a speedo and
  making wild monkey love, all the better!"

Solarbird sends openly ** Y'know, that phrase really just isn't attractive. **

Inuyasha says "mmmmmmmmmonkey love"
Inuyasha says "ook ook"

Anna LAUGHS.

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[chamois-shimi.livejournal.com]

ook ook!

It's a good thing I'd already swallowed my soda, because I snorked and there would have been cola all /over/ the keyboard.

*snicker*

[annathepiper]

*beam* Inuyasha's typist does have a way with the snork-inducing little gems of commentary. ;D