Who knew an actor's band could involve so much math?

[annathepiper]

Because it's Friday, it's Halloween, and I am bored at work in between re-imaging a bunch of test servers.

Anna sulks. LJ won't let me add 'voyage to the bottom of the sea' to my
interests list. :)
Anna suspects that string of being too long. It wouldn't let me add '30 odd
foot of grunts' either!
.Maeve says "Try 6 odd foot of grunt? It's shorter."
.Maeve says "And you're most interested in just the one, I assume. :)"
Anna LOL
You say "Well, maybe 12 feet. Dean Cochran plays a REAL swoonable guitar. ;D"
.Maeve says "12 is substantially shorter than 30, so that might work."
You say "Although Stewart Kirwan is also rather babelicious in addition to
playing a swoonable trumpet, so 18... but 18 is still shorter than 30! ;)"
Anna giggles and THINKS LJ choked on the first character being a digit, but
isn't sure.
Anna supposes that technically they are more like 36 odd foot of grunts, or
even 42 if they keep the new guy who was touring with them in Oz, but it
would be awkward to change the name of the band every time you gain or lose
a member. ;)
.Maeve says "Possibly the band name should be 'Variable number of feet of
grunts'."
You say "X odd foot of grunts, where X is a positive integer."
Anna .... though what if X were a negative integer? HrRmRmRmRmRmmm...
invisible band members.
.Maeve hms.
.Maeve says "They're in Australia, you say?"
Anna nods wisely.
.Maeve says "Technically, their heights are *already* upside down!"
You say "Ah, but one of them is in California promoting a movie! So does that
make them 24 odd foot of grunts, if his height must be subtracted from that
of the others? Or is he the only positive integer and the other gents all
negative integers due to their location, leaving the sum total of grunts
-18?"
Anna .oO (Who knew an actor's band could involve so much math?)
Bucky says "In europe are they 2.47 meters of grunts?"
.Maeve says "I CANNOT COUNT THE GRUNTS! SEND HELP PLZ."
Bucky says "Or however that works out"
Anna LOL
Anna asides to .Maeve, "This entire situation, of course, is further
complicated when one considers that Mr. Crowe is NOT in fact exactly six
feet tall."
Bucky says "SCANDAL!"
.Maeve says "That's not possible!"