GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU BRAIN-EATIN' ZOMBIE BASTARDS

Somebody's trying to outbid me on the Presario laptop being sold for parts on eBay. BACK OFF YOU VULTURES! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!

VICTORY IS MINE!

And so is the laptop! This should get me a new screen for my box, as well as a bigger hard drive, a DVD-ROM drive, an extra keyboard for when my current one dies (as it is bound to do, given how hard I am on my keyboards) and an extra battery, all of which are damn fine things indeed. HURRAY!