Statistically improbable phrases to utter to one's cats

[annathepiper]

"What have you done with my Nazi, George?!"

solarbird and spazzkat informed me this morning, you see, that the little figure of a German soldier that comes with the LEGO Indy set mamishka gave me has vanished. So has one of the little LEGO crates that came with the set. Indy and Professor Jones Sr. are accounted for, as are both motorcycles, the flag, and the little gatehouse thingie.

But of poor Heinrich, alas, there is no sign! All I found upon searching the media room were his tiny LEGO goggles.

I expect that from this can be derived the moral that if one is a LEGO German soldier trying to mess with the LEGO Jones boys, one can expect to be apprehended by a giant cat.

Comments

[damara.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMAO*

[avram]

Was this an actual Nazi figure? In a commercial Lego set?

[annathepiper]

Nah, just a generically-clad German soldier. Looking similar to the German soldier that chases the Jones in that part of Last Crusade, as I recall; there was a soldier on another motorbike that went after them. I think this figure's supposed to represent that guy.

[mamishka.livejournal.com]

*dies* Serves him right! Damn Nazi!

I am thoroughly amused. ;-)

[annathepiper]

Hee! And what baffles me is where the hell did the cats put him? We've checked under all the furniture on the floor, trying to hit all the places where the boys stick their bouncyballs and shakymice, but no sign of him yet!